One liners !

[MattM37]

You guys made a fine thread out of this, so much so, that it is impossible to pick a best answer. So you are all winners and have my thanks for some great “one liners”, even some that I had never heard or at least forgotten !! Westerns are by far my favorite movies, it is a shame that none are being made at this time. Maybe it goes to the anti-gun feelings in our society at this time, or maybe a generation gap issue with a much younger society that appears to be more interested in high tech movies which are computer originated. Who knows, I just know I miss a good authentic Western !!!!

I retract my recommendation of Yellowstone. I had it recorded and gave it a try last night: Ugh. Should have known.

[Gary Devine]

'Rules! In a knife fight?"
Swift kick to the nuts!
"Well, Harvey, you said there weren't any rules!"
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Good one 06! +2

"Who are those guys"!
"Nobody can track on rocks"!

[Gary Devine]

You guys made a fine thread out of this, so much so, that it is impossible to pick a best answer. So you are all winners and have my thanks for some great “one liners”, even some that I had never heard or at least forgotten !! Westerns are by far my favorite movies, it is a shame that none are being made at this time. Maybe it goes to the anti-gun feelings in our society at this time, or maybe a generation gap issue with a much younger society that appears to be more interested in high tech movies which are computer originated. Who knows, I just know I miss a good authentic Western !!!!

"When you hang a man, you better look at him".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB46dRO0YZ8

[Gary Devine]

Josey says, "Seems whenever I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around long."
Lone Watie says, "I notice that when you get to DIS-likin' somebody, they ain't around long, either."

"Those horses can't outrun Little Blackie! They're loaded down with fat man and iron!" - Mattie Ross, True Grit

"You just shot an unarmed man!" Little Bill says.
"Well, he should have armed himself," replies William Munny.

"Mister, we deal in lead." - Vin Tanner, in The Magnificent Seven

"I told my pap and mam I was comin' to the mountains to trap, and be a mountain man! They acted like they was gut-shot." - Del Jue, in Jeremiah Johnson.

Matt, you need the last part.

Will Munny: "Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

I agree with PMACC60

[bowhunter75richard]

'Rules! In a knife fight?"
Swift kick to the nuts!
"Well, Harvey, you said there weren't any rules!"
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

“So you can’t swim ! Hell, the fall alone will probably kill you”.

[bowhunter75richard]

You guys made a fine thread out of this, so much so, that it is impossible to pick a best answer. So you are all winners and have my thanks for some great “one liners”, even some that I had never heard or at least forgotten !! Westerns are by far my favorite movies, it is a shame that none are being made at this time. Maybe it goes to the anti-gun feelings in our society at this time, or maybe a generation gap issue with a much younger society that appears to be more interested in high tech movies which are computer originated. Who knows, I just know I miss a good authentic Western !!!!

Matt, it would be a waste of time to make a new Western anyway. It would be so politically correct that it would lose all significance and they probably would not even allow guns to be used ! And PETA would be pissing and moaning about people ridding horses, that is pure abuse !

[Red Angus]

"Now that's a knife." - Crocodile Dundee.

[bowhunter75richard]

"Now that's a knife." - Crocodile Dundee.

The one that goes along with that Red is, “Never bring a knife to a gun fight”.