What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?

[Red Angus]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

@Country Road, pissing on a electric fence could be considered the redneck alternative to a vasectomy... (Assuming there is a hot enough charger connected to the fence!).

@99, I have read that urine from a healthy bladder is actually quite sterile. Just saying...

[99explorer]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

Pouring warm liquid on the post will free the tongue. Urine may be the only warm liquid immediately available if the victim can't wait for assistance.

[country road]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

Nuh-uh, no way. At my age, one of the few sensual pleasures I have left is eating things that taste good and I ain't gonna take a chance on my tongue freezing to a lamp post. I ain't gonna pee on an electric fence, either.

[Treestand]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

YES........and salt on the tongue will remove it!

[99explorer]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

Not even on a double-dog dare?

[bowhunter75richard]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

Without even as much as a doubt ! This is a good one not to try if you think it will not !
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[Red Angus]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

Yes.

[MattM37]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

I don't know, but I double-dog dare you to try it.

[99explorer]

Now, for extra credit, will your tongue stick to a frozen metallic lamp post?

[Red Angus]

Victor, but Matt done beet me too it :-)

[MattM37]

Victor. Now finish your cabbage and get down there and fix the furnace.

[99explorer]

This is an annual question prompted by the movie, "A Christmas Story," re-played every year around this time.