Where have Bo and Kody gone?...

[the captain]

Where have Bo and Kody gone?...

[Johnnie]

Bo is diligently working on a computer program that rids the web of scum sucking, bottom feeding, spam maggots.
Kody is in a Yoga ashram in Tibet perfecting his Yoga postures.
Rumor has it Bo is almost done with his scum sucking, bottom feeding, spam maggot removal computer program.
Kody will be back just before hunting season begins.

[charlie elk]

LOL Johnnie. Kody is quite the yoga student takes his studies very seriously. Didn't Bo was a computer programmer; hope he is not going to try dynamite on the server to get rid of the scum sucking, bottom feeding, spam maggots. ;-D
later,
charlie

[the captain]

Y'all are hilarious.

[seadog]

Johnnie's theories certainly fit the characters. My guess is that they're both out scouting and we'll be hearing from them soon. Too bad I don't have any computer programming abilities, cause I'd be glad to help Bo with that program if I did.

[EricAichele]

I haven't heard from Bo in a while, and I usually get some colorful emails of his disdain for the spammers. As for Kody, I'm not too sure.

[charlie elk]

Kody is a bit stirred up over here-
http://www.outdoorlife.com/forums/hunting/whitetail-deer/politically-correct-dummies

[Kody]

I have returned from a yoga pilgrimage to Tibet. I had hoped by finding an inner calm I could perfect my shooting. The monks, who are opposed to killing so much as a spider, were angry when I eventually told them my chosen path. For this reason, they threw me out of the ashram.. it had nothing to do with the empty bottle of tequila or the local girls that spirited two of the novice monks away from the facility. I may have been 'under the influence' but I refuse to accept that I was a 'bad influence' on those young fellows. I told the monks I knew some people on an Outdoor Life forum that would vouch for me. I told them to check out Bo, Charlie Elk, the Captain and Dropjhook , at which point I was bound, bundled away and hauled to the border. What kind of posting have you guys been making during my absence. I know my eviction could not have been simply the result of my minor infractions, so I have decided to blame you guys. I return a changed man.

[the captain]

Kody, the fact that you would lay blame on us for any of your own personal shortcomings must mean you truly do think highly of us.
And by the way, monks are boring. I met one in college who could hardly perform a keg stand... dern robes.

[charlie elk]

Say you might be on to something over there in Tibet Kody. Don't they have mountain sheep or goats? And I don't mean the kind of goats The Captain sees everyday. Those kind we hang on the wall. If them monks don't hunt then there should be some real trophies hanging around that ashram. Climbing around some mountains shooting sheep would surely provide some good karma and a nice calming affect to boot.
later,
charlie

[Kody]

Charlie Elk
My pointing finger was smoking on several occasions. Those trophy goats would approach as I sat quietly in deep, deep, deep, deeeeep meditation, especially when my snoring did not spook them. Sounds mighty tempting but I would have to return in disguise as there was an incident at the nearby village that I had not mentioned and don't care to discuss. I plan on staying on this continent for a while as I need all the protection that our unjust legal system can afford me.

[charlie elk]

You can surely send GPS coordinates, meditation times and of course good camp locations to your OL friends. Bo, The Captain & DJH would be unrecognized, blend right in dare I say. Not sure about charlie but I'll work on that.
Besides if we did get made they are non violent how bad could it be?
later,
charlie