Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be banned?

[Old Salts]

Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be banned?

[bulldogoutdoors]

Ha a science joke! Would make fishing easier though... they'd be much easier to spot

[bulldogoutdoors]

After thinking more about it, I think that it should only be banned in Washington DC, New York, and Chicago.

My reasoning is as follows...

NYC, DC, and Chicago all have gun bans (yes DC still might as well have a gun ban... their new regulations more or less amount to that) and essentially cite as their reasoning that guns are dangerous

Dihydrogen Monoxide kills more people yearly than guns, and can thus be considered "more dangerous"

Thus, if guns are banned, Dihydrogen Monoxide must also be banned...

The sad thing is, I bet the liberals would be dumb enough to pass such a law without even realizing what it was they were banning.

God Bless America... we need it...

[HawkEyes]

LMAO! Nice one Old Salts

Oh yeah
Why yes we should!!!

:P

[EricAichele]

Oh, Old Salts, you clever fellow, you.

[Old Salts]

On TV the other day, a fella walked around in public with a petition to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide and it's surprising how many people bought off on it and signed it!

[Old Salts]

Hey folks, check back later and I'll cut and paste what another person said, it's a riot!

[seadog]

I must be slow today--HHO? Huh? Mrs. Seadog (the chemistry teacher) would LHAO at me if I told her I didn't get that right away! Doh!

[PittsburghDeerHunter26]

People will sign ANYTHING that sounds remotely dangerous. To quote Chandler, God Bless America, we REALLY need it.

[pineywoods]

howya doin clay? whasswup? like the new moniker.

[HawkEyes]

HaHaHa!! I was wondering who was going to say that pineywoods!!